'Tis the Season...
...for my neighbors to put up creepy holiday decorations. So my two neighbor guys caught me putting up my Christmas lights and made the comment that they should bring out their decorations as well. I encouraged them to do so...not knowing that the very next day I would come home from work and stand face to face with this...
They hung it right inbetween our two doors, so every time I walk up to my apartment, I feel these unbearably bright blue eyes staring at me. What's worse is that if you get too close to it, it makes the creepiest "Ho Ho Ho" noise. It sounds like something straight out of a horror movie.
So I apologize if you come to see me if this little fella creeps you out as well. There awaits for you much more pleasant Christmas decor on the inside of my place.
They hung it right inbetween our two doors, so every time I walk up to my apartment, I feel these unbearably bright blue eyes staring at me. What's worse is that if you get too close to it, it makes the creepiest "Ho Ho Ho" noise. It sounds like something straight out of a horror movie.
So I apologize if you come to see me if this little fella creeps you out as well. There awaits for you much more pleasant Christmas decor on the inside of my place.
Is it just me or does that Santa bare a striking resemblance to Tim Lewis? Imagine Tim with a little extra white hair hanging from his chin.
Posted by
Anonymous |
12/21/2005 3:37 PM
No, it doesn't look like Tim, it looks like THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
I always knew Christmas was a pagan holiday, but here's the proof right there on the doorframe.
Are those glasses specially lensed to focus the deadly beams that creepy thing no doubt shoots from his eyes?
*shiver*
Posted by
everyday.wonder |
12/22/2005 10:51 PM
He looks Amish...hmm...
Posted by
Tim |
12/23/2005 11:40 PM
I think Dwayne is suggesting that Tim looks like the devil ( I could make several great arguments to support his assertion).
Posted by
Rebecca |
1/04/2006 3:09 PM
Only cause I'm related to you.
Posted by
Tim |
1/07/2006 9:40 PM